squeadle

A type of dog (especially of the "doodle" variety) whose utter adorbs-ness makes one squeal spontaneously upon sight. First coined ca. 2015 in London's Kensington Gardens--home to one of the most concentrated populations of squeadles in OECD countries. Note: although all dogs might be technically "good boys" or "good girls," not all dogs are squeadles. Certain breeds that are typically small, nippy, and obnoxious are automatically disqualified from this designation due to the overt lack of adorableness. "Squeadle" can be enhanced with intensifiers such as "Pro" and, in exceptional cases, "Pro Plus" (the highest level of canine cuteness). In recent usage, an actual squeal is often replaced or combined with a simple utterance of the word "squeadle," delivered with a deadpan matter-of-factness that underscores the undeniable verity of the statement.

Wilma: "Squeadle."
Zelda: "Where?"
Wilma: "Over there, in the park."
Zelda: "The Chihuahua?"
Wilma: "No! Chihuahuas aren't squeadles!"
Zelda: "The Pomeranian?"
Wilma: "Nope"
Zelda: "Ohhh... the Wheatedoodle. Total squeadle!"
Wilma: "Squeadle Pro Plus!"
Together: "Eeeeeee..."

by ElinorsDad October 8, 2023

bitch squeak

it is when a female dog is slaped, stepped on, kicked down a stair case, ect. and makes a sound so high that it doesn't register on the dog's hearing scale.

Did you hear that Bitch Squeak when my neighbor slapped Fluffles, stepped on her, and accidentally kicked her down the stair case?

by Dicky von Pussae November 18, 2013

Lil’ Squealer

A noisy sex partner. Known for squealing, screaming or moaning loudly during coital activities.

Rachel is a lil’ squealer. I was banging her like a dog in the kitchen and she woke my mom. She sounds like a pig in heat.

I’d like to meet my neighbor. I can tell though these walls she’s a lil’ squealer.

I knew I could bang Jed’s ass cause he’s a man whore. What I didn’t know is he’s a lil’ squealer.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

papa squealskins

A father who is a senior citizen but is very silly and immature for his age, often times becoming an annoyance.

I had to leave the family get together because Papa Squealskins wouldn't stop annoying me.

by JefferiahtheMessiah January 5, 2019

New Jersey Squealer

When you're fucking a midget with orange skin and they scream at the top of their lungs.

Guy 1: "Did you hook up with that girl from Jersey last night?"
Guy 2: " Yeah, I gave her a New Jersey Squealer."

by Gustation April 19, 2018

squeak n peek

The act of letting a small, squeaky fart that ends up with a tiny pointy turd peeking past the balloon knot, lodged almost at the point of no return. Related to Prairie Doggin'

Man, I just had a squeak n peek...where is the toilet paper?

by Tannasgh February 13, 2006

Squeaky Pedal

When you aren't wearing a condom, but need to pull out, and the bitch you're banging doesn't want you to jizz on her, you grab her shoe and dump your cum load in it. Afterwards, when she walks around, the moisture will cause her shoe to squeak, kind of like a squeaky pedal on a bike.

Kelly didn't want me to drop my goo on her chest last night, so I popped my shot right in her right sneaker and gave her the squeaky pedal. You should have heard that bitch walking around, sounded like an old bike. Guess that will teach her to take it on the tits.

by Dirty First Downer June 28, 2009