squach

An asshole that's been spit on.

Mark>I Like a good squach.
Joe<Squach?
Mark>Thats an asshole that's been spit on.

by /fa/ggot annon June 7, 2016

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.

Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.

by Js January 2, 2015

dick squash

Somebody who is constantly ruining the fun. A person who rarely adds anything positive to the situation.

"Wow, Tyler is such a dick squash. I literally have never been more bummed by a human's presence."

by Mboyj February 2, 2017

Butternut squash

Sexual act where you stick your dick in her vagina, and then stick your ball sack in her asshole, or vice versa

Dude, she let me do the butternut squash last night. My balls hurt so bad now!

by Wakerile12 August 13, 2019

squag

A person of poor social stance and social skills.
They stare at you on public transport.
They have generaly bad odour, behave like sheep and have no comprehension of the phrase "You get what you give"
or
A substitute for the word fuck... Very versatile and can be used with any given appendage.

"Holy fuck!- That dick-cheese is the biggest squag I ever met, what with his mangled face and all."
or
"Squag off you bollocking squag stain"
or
'"Squag you, squagging squag faced squag squag!"

by Rhiannon Anna January 15, 2006

Squash

(proper adjective) a mood or feeling exclusive to a specific Tasha, which covers the vague inability to select any specific mood at the time, without excluding the possibility of influence from the wider spectrum of moods and feelings.

I am feeling Squash today...

by CommyChuck August 3, 2011

squashbuckle

Often times the aftermath of a good canoodle session. Also known as: charming the one-eyed snake, romancing one's ovaries, etc.

Hey Daddy, Mommy likey when we squashbuckle.

by YaNasty November 3, 2010