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shouting spider

(noun, chiefly Brit., vulg., commonly prefaced with the definite article: ie., the shouting spider; metaphor referring to the many-legged appearance of the 'spider' in question, and its occasional tendency to 'shout'). The anus.
I had a mutton vindaloo on Friday night. On Saturday morning, my shouting spider was crying out in agony.
by Just_Tom September 21, 2009
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E-SHOUTING

Emailing or texting all in upper case letters. Either aggressively to make a point or in ignorance not knowing how to cancel CapsLock.
Knowing that he was losing the terrgument he pressed CapsLock, AND KEPT IT ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY, E-SHOUTING his way out of defeat.

She was so ignorant that she was e-shouting and offending everyone when she forgot to cancel CapsLock and E-SHOUTED AT EVERYONE ALL DAY.
by urbanboi June 10, 2010
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tard spotting

the act of spotting tards in there natural environment and taking pictures. then uploading them and sharing them on social networks.
taking a picture of a "tard" as they walk into a wall. similar to epic fails."you upload a pic of some tard that crashed a car where a road splits left or right, you tag it tard spotting"
by SxMxKillSwitch July 15, 2011
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spotting

1.) noun: the result of pre-ejaculate seeping through to the visible side of your pants
2.) noun: the apparent pre-cum that leaks through your khakis, during foreplay, before you take them off
I dry humped Amy in the kitchen and ended up spotting in my work pants.
by Logibear May 17, 2009
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Spotting

The act of wanking while looking out of a window onto a public street! The aim is to finish before a fit bird is out of site!
Ahh, man i was spotting this girl last night, dunno who she was, but i know she walks past every thursday
by Deed93 November 1, 2009
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scouting

When a thot is looking for her/his next prey.(someone to go to bed with)
Jenny: Omg! Do u see her/him scouting.
Emily: Yasss! Girl she is so thirsty.
by Og 4 real trap queen July 22, 2015
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G Spotting

A social activity performed by chavs at the local mall, involving aimlessly wandering around looking for women bending over to reveal the top of their g string.
Me: "Yo niggaz lets go g spotting"
Chav: "G spotted! 10 o-clock!"
Other Chav: "Yuck she's a total minger. Her nose looks like a choad"
by Fred_Nerk September 15, 2006
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