Sports invest 

The investment of funds, paid to a bookie, betting on the outcome of a sporting event

"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"

Sports invest by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

Sporkify 

To use a utensil in a different way that it is meant to be used, more so with a fork and a spoon.

Jack used a fork to sporkify the rice.

Sporkify by The person of ninja monkawsome April 4, 2011

sports babe 

A mid-30's age woman who is unusually attractive and co-hosts sports shows and/or halftime shows next to rich middle-aged men.

Jack: What are you staring at, Joel?

Joel: That sports babe casting with that Tedy. She's so hot.

sports babe by Tallu309 May 19, 2011

Sports Wanker

adj; A term used to describe wankers that partake in sports; usually as a substitute for getting laid. Because of this, they will often become aroused by sports.

Jack: Dude, I was telling Tom about the time I nailed Lucy in this alley way but he just started talking about this football match that he won like a week ago.

Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.

Jack: Yeah, what a tool.

Sports Wanker by Simba//.. November 8, 2011

Sports twilight zone 

It is the time when a man is preoccupied in any sports-related activity which include any sport fantasy games, and he cannot hear a word spoken to him; maybe even sometimes become agitated when being 'bothered.'

1. Whenever I try to talk to my boyfriend, javier, during a football game, he doesn't hear a word I'm saying; he must be in the Sports Twilight Zone.

2. My friend's boyfriend gets pissed off whenever she asks him questions during the basketball game.

Sports twilight zone by edlynnv November 27, 2011

Sparks 

Urinal backfire. The end result being the wet marks men claim to be from hand-washing.

It always takes a second or two to get the angle just right...sometimes a mid-flush keeps the sparks at bay.

Sparks by washi43 December 5, 2013

sports mcgee 

a giant faggot that thinks hes good at sports usually named joe

ex. "oh im such a baller"

"no you're a sports mcgee"

sports mcgee by Drewb_ January 8, 2014