Spoon Tickle

it is when two people are spooning
and the big spoon is a man
and the man gets excited
an erection forms
the man then flexes his penis repeatedly
moving it up and down
tickling his spoon partner

there was a safe sex psa a few years back
it said spoon-tickling is the safest kind of sex
safer than masturbation
safer than people who have sex with watermelons
sure
the watermelon people disagreed
but it made sense to me
i've been spoon-tickling ever since

Josef twitched his throbbing gristle against the small of Helena's back as she slept. He loved to spoon tickle in secret and continued for quite some time before falling asleep himself.

by mooseman 92 June 22, 2011

Deep Spoon

Spooning someone resulting in a deeper connection either physically, or emotionally. Physically, this may encompass the beginnings of dry humping, but is basically like trying to go into the foetal position while clutching said partner. Emotionally, a sense of warmth will manifest itself due to affection or contentedness.

"Rainn Wilson is so good on The Office it is like he is deep spooning my soul"

"They deep spooned so eagerly he injured himself on his zipper"

by bigtuna13 May 3, 2009

silent spoon

to have sex in the spooning position while keeping noise to a minimum, in order that the participants don't get caught. Used in situations where one would get in trouble if somebody found out they were having sex, such as a dorm room bunkbed, a friend's couch, church pews, etc. Usually done with clothes on for stealth purposes.

In the case that somebody around you does wake up, the go to move is to pretend sleep.

Person 1: Dude, my roommate just ran out of ambien and my girl's in heat, what should I do?

Person 2: Silent spoon bro.

Jenny, shut the fuck up, you're gonna wake up Killian, they call it the silent spoon for a reason.

by Dopey Mcgee September 6, 2010

small spoon syndrome

When you become a chronic side sleeper because you love to be held and cuddled and you default to that position in anticipation of some snuggles.

I slept awful last night struggling with my small spoon syndrome.

by *lovestosnuggle* October 10, 2016

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

There is no spoon

Quote from The Matrix, stating that the spoon Neo holds in his hand is not real, along with everything around him. Because of this, he learns how to manipulate it with his mind.

When people use it on the internet, they usually use it as a means of non-sense.

"There is no spoon..." ~ Neo

"OMG THERE IS NO SPEWN" ~ Thousands of dweebs on the internet

by 8-Bitty April 17, 2004

Wooden Spoon Award

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

by Immersion September 28, 2011