Cum-Slurping Gutter Whore

Why, you of course!

You, sir, are a Cum-slurping gutter whore

by UsedPizza May 20, 2016

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tuba slurp

When you take a shit into a funnel that runs into a girls mouth, which she then proceeds to puke the poop into the entrance of a tuba. You then play the tuba so that the liquids squirt out into the girls mouth. She then swallows the mixture and eventually shits it out into a bucket, where you then make her cum and squirt into the bucket. You piss into the bucket and pour it into a water gun. You go to a cemetery, dig up a body from a grave, and let it dry in the sun for 24 hours. You go back to the body and shoot the liquids into their urethra. You then piss into the dead bodies mouth and force water down their throat, preferably about a gallon. You wait for the liquids to proceed into the bladder. Next, you fill the vagina of the dead body with shit and cum. You tip the body upside down for 10 seconds, and then you lay it down. You put your mouth over the urethra, and the girl puts her mouth over the vagina; if there is not enough room, just have one person put their mouth over both parts. Take two anvils and have two friends drop them directly on the stomach and bladder. The contents of the carcus will project into you and the girls mouths, giving you an instant, pleasurable taste. You have completed the tuba slurp.

Me and my girlfriend just performed a tuba slurp, it was so fun!

by faglord69xdxd April 10, 2019

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slurpee

The greatest munchee drink ever created. Better then any other semi-frozen drink out there, and a great suppliment to a bag of chips. Especially when you are high.

Also, great for brain freezes.

This slurpee is rediculously good. Crazy rediculously.

by Blake March 8, 2005

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