Slund

Verb : A term used to describe the action of spanking oneself in an individual rage of self pleasure

She continually slundered herself.

Margaret was so horny, she started to slunder herself while watching the curious case of Benjamin Button.

She began to slunder herself with the self propelled illusion that it was somebody else, perhaps her dream lover of some sort, or just a random guy from the street.

by pidgeonsandturtledoves July 26, 2009

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splenda

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

by Dmitriy March 19, 2008

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splundge • Splund • splunder bunder • splundergasm • splunderiticious • splunderous • splunder-shock • The Splund • Splenda Daddy • splendiferous

splenda-momma

sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.

Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.

by pqrstuv November 10, 2008

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Splendiferous

The way I feel at the Reitz Union at UF.

Justin: "I feel so splendiferous!"

Karl: "Shut the fuck up Justin."

Justin: "Ok, but only because I'm feeling so splendiferous."

by Yettie Bear October 15, 2010

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Splenda Daddy

A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.

Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.

by G-A-K October 29, 2011

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