splashin

Flashy; stylish; fly; to kill the competition with your looks

That nigga splashin with that penny.
He splashy as fuck.

by SlimeyGang June 9, 2015

Bum Slushing

The art of convincing bums, children or the elderly to move towards the curb/puddle/slush where they are summarily drenched by your passing car.

Steve: Hey Bob, do you want to go Bum Slushing tonight? The weatherman is calling for snowpocalypse!

Bob: How does that work again?

Steve: First we hit the bank and get a few rolls of pennies, then we make a pass down State and Madison throwing pennies all over the place, circle around....

Bob: Steve, you are going to hell.

by customfish February 9, 2010

Log splitting

When one's partner squeezes out a turd while one is actively engaged in anal intercourse so that one's penis happens to divide said turd much in the same way that one splits a log of wood.

Sally wasn't too keen on log splitting but I reassured her that I didn't mind getting a brown dick.

by LandfillSaloon August 2, 2016

Pussy splinting

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.

Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.

by SeAnmorrisowosso October 19, 2018

Screen Splashing

When masturbating to images on your laptop, and the erupting splooge hit's your screen.

Why do you keep screen splashing man?

by Cryuga September 3, 2010

spliffing

Spiffing, but with a minor typo

by Meady October 6, 2003

Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009