San Antonio Spitter

While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.

I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter

by G bonger October 9, 2008

Team Switzerland

Refers to people who can't decide between Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, of the Twilight Saga.

Person 1: 'Edward or Jacob?'
Person 2: 'I'm team Switzerland, you get the best of both worlds.'
Person 1: 'You indecisive noob.'

by My Cat December 26, 2008

spiteri

Some sexy beast with a massive cock who has a great taste in music, and listens to whatever you say. The term "Spiteri" means to stick with someone no matter what happens to them.

Ahh, i see your becoming a spiteri! Nice work mate :D

by yourmamashugeass November 4, 2011

being spiteful to naomi

Verb
A euphemism for masturbation.
A phrase coined in the canteen of Bilborough College at some point in 2004AD

Person 1: What are you doing tonight?
Person 2: I think I might be spiteful to naomi

by Neg July 30, 2004

spite fuck

The act of having sex with a guy or girl just because you hate their significant other. In other words, having sex with a guy just to spite their girlfriend.

Mike's girlfriend kept talking shit to Sara, so Sara had to give Mike a spite fuck.

by gothchic June 15, 2011

spite

An internal fealing of extreme hatred and on ocasions other emotions at the same time (envy, fobia, more hatred). In most ocasions spite can cous psychopathy, an urge to hurt, an urge to kill, a deathwish or simply loosing consiousness and regaining it at a random place (police station, hospital, graveyard, friends house, dumpster, etc) covored with blood and with a very sharp object in one hand.

note: spite is much more as hatred, in the same mannar as love is much more tha likence

Spite coused jimmy to go insane and sloughter his classroom with an ak-47

by obsidian January 20, 2005

spitzer

A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.

I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.

by Brett Lindros The Mayor of Glenside March 19, 2008