spill seat

Seat in a bar closest to the taps. Mistakes are usually offered for free to patrons in this seat.

Ah, man, check out the poor guy in the spill seat. has he paid for a single drink tonight?

by ~Kirk~ February 11, 2006

Spillbilly

Someone who commonly spills stuff and don't clean up the mess.The person may or may not know they are actually making a mess, but wouldn't clean it up anyways.

1. Man, Billy is being a spillbilly, he left juice all over the counter!
2. I need to stop drinking I'm becoming a spillbilly.

by dlhammel March 26, 2009

spill baby

a child concieved during anal sex either because of a tear or horrible joke played on one by fate.

Whatshisname only came in my ass so i figure i'll have to tell my future child he's a spill baby.

by jl999 December 20, 2008

spift

when you're kinda high

*takes a hit of a blunt*
"Bruh, I feel funny..."

"You're spifted dude 😂"

by Anales May 18, 2016

spilled the salt

The act of a male producing a puddle of cum in a females belly button, then she "spills the salt" while getting up and the cum spills into her vagina causing bad luck as she becomes pregnant.

Rachel: "Elijah, I'm pregnant"
Elijah: "pregnant? We didn't even have sex"
Rachel: "well, I must've 'spilled the salt' after you came in my belly button"

by Razzy Revert January 20, 2017

Spilk

A drink composed of sprite and milk, generally mixed and consumed within a few minutes as the milk curdles quickly.

Braden, I made some spilk today!
Did she try spilk yet?

by FishSam January 18, 2022

spicternet

Bad wifi/internet connection; usually in the context of someone of Hispanic/Latin descent.

Esteban: *Cuts out while speaking in a discord VC*
Everyone Else in the Call: "There goes his spicternet again!"

by mogusbott March 9, 2022