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English spelling

The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.

This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.

Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.

An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.

If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.

The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.

Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.

I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour

"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
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sperling

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.
"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."
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spelling natzi

A person who's (seemingly) sole objective online is to correct a persons spelling/grammar. They perform the same task as spellcheck but in a more hostile/annoying manner.
Person 1: "i like cheese"

Person 2:"The correct way to type it would be "I like cheese." dipshit."

Person 1: "omfg ur such a spelling natzi! skule ees four da lousers nurd!!!11one"
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spelling crusade

When homosexuals, such as Optic Nerve, try to correct your every little typo, to fuel their inner nerdom with geekjoy.
optic is on a spelling crusade; what a e-cool guy!
by sex August 23, 2003
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Spelling

An exersise in which somone aranges letters to make a word.
I can spell hiphopannonymus
by Perry May 30, 2004
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Speeling for Fun

A song by Brain Freeze about a kid who can't spell good. This was the hit on there 2003 ablem "No Free Refills"
"...and you all go stright to heel, thats hell, oh well, can't spell..."
by Somebody something September 17, 2003
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spelling spetsnaz

a form of grammar Nazi that holds there own in Russia
that man is such a spelling spetsnaz. he wont even let me miss spell "fair".
by salistar244 October 20, 2011
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