Google Spaz

A person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.

Wife: what's the name of that song by Pink I love.

Me: pass me your phone and I will Google it
Wife: no I will do it. What. Do you think I am useless.

Me: Of course not darling.

5 hours later...
Wife: At last.. Give me one last kiss
Me: Fuck me. You are kidding. You are truly a Google Spaz.

by The Brown Fox September 23, 2013

Spaz Master

Spaz Master: The person responsible for looking after groups of those of the Spazzy persuasion, eg; sunshine bus attendant.

"hey, spazmo, where is your spaz master?"

by V-Fantastic. December 9, 2008

Spaz Pecker

The Pecker or "penis" of a Spaz or "Spastic". Subtly implies that the one whom the term is aimed at may have a deformed fella.

It's your round John. Leave it out you Spaz Pecker, I just got the last one in!

by Dick the sip January 13, 2010

Prep Spaz

The sad two formats, occurring four times a week out of the six day class week, designated for preplings. These preplings did not have the ability to make it onto a JV or Varsity team, so unfortunately they are reduced to spending their time Prep Spaz. In this time, they cycle through the season's sport offerings. Seemingly a joke to many Exonians.

Person 1: I'll be Prep Spazzing it up this whole year.

Person 2: Oh, I'm sorry.

by calciumsupplements June 19, 2011

spaz-moz

when you act like your on drugs but your not

aka a little bit special

friend- *crackhead actions *

you- “mate your a right spaz-moz you like”

by baghead dresser April 14, 2022

spaz badge

A disabled parking badge giving disabled drivers or their carers the god given right to park where the hell they bloody well like. Can also be used to ponce free admittance into popular theme parks.......

make sure the spaz badge is out, the bus will have to stop somewhere else

by paolo depanda July 11, 2011

lady spaz

sarcastic term for a chick who freaks out a lot; the LJ handle of one of the sweetest girls on the planet

"Hey, what took you so long?"
"Whatcha think? Lady Spaz here had to call her mama first..."

"Dude, you got yourself one grade-A lady spaz."

by Tenne August 27, 2005