Chinese Spare Ribs

The act of punching a waiter in the ribs for not knowing what chinese spare ribs are.

You mean to tell me, you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are? Let me show you man

by Germ Servo September 10, 2018

Ski on his spare time

Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.

Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!

Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.

by cheerlife2 July 11, 2011

Picking up the Jewish spare

When you get three towers with two planes.

When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.

by Indigo Mandingo January 11, 2019

Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022

stoner spare

The soft ring around a person's waist that comes from smoking pot and getting the munchies regularly.
Mathematically:
(Bonghit + 4 bags of chips, bowl of ice cream, 3 cookies, slice of cake) x daily = belly hangs over pants

"Hey, I'm getting a stoner spare, these pants stayed buttoned last week... Pass the french fries!"

by Gogarty May 6, 2006

on the spare of the moment

To do something on the spare of the moment means to do it without a lot of planning.

I like to drive somewhere on the spare of the moment.

by dmytro December 14, 2008