Santa Clara County

Santa Clara County is located at the southern end of the San Francisco Bay Area and includes all of the City of San Jose, which is the 10th largest city in the United States. As of 2010, the County had a population of 1,781,642. Santa Clara County is also known as the Silicon Valley. Santa Clara is the most populous county in the Bay Area region, and one of the most affluent counties in the United States. It is also known to have one of the best-run local governments.

1. Santa Clara County is awesome because it is the home of everything tech, including Google, Apple, Stanford University, and the Silicon Valley.

by qwerty123434312 July 25, 2011

That's what SANTA said

A variation of "That's what SHE said!" Much safer to use around the holiday season, as it's much more appropriate to say in front of your parents, or extended family.

Grandma: "I have so many presents to take home! I don't know how I'll fit them all into one sack!"

You: "That's what SANTA said!"

by Transformers3People0 December 27, 2010

Spantalian

The language one speaks when visiting Italy if one took Spanish in high school and never learned Italian.

American A: Dude, try out your Spantalian
American B: Scusi, um... donde esta el baño?
Italian: Il bagno? A sinistra e poi il primo a destra.

American: Una bierra por favor.
Italian: Prego.

by samd12345 July 12, 2009

Sante

Interesting, shocking. Short for spanish "interesante."

"You just cost us 3 million dollars!!!"
"...sante..."

by Eggzilla March 28, 2007

cartel de santa

OMFG I KNT BELEIVE
IM DA 1ST PERSON TO DEFINE THIS
"THE FUCKN KOOLEST BAND EVERRRRR!!!"

guy 1: Hey u listen to cartel de santa?
guy 2: Hell yea theyre badass!

by a_perfect_username October 8, 2008

Santa Rosa

A city of about 200,000 in northern California. It is about a 45 minute drive up the coast from san Francisco. Nice people, good weather, and great wine. THere is no such thing as an extremity in Santa rosa. OUr ghetto (west 9th) is a rural mini-slum, and out gangstas are nice enough (if you don't look them in the eye)

Santa rosa is the major city of Sonoma County.

by Resident January 24, 2005

Santa Fe

Used when requesting a beer, allows for discretion as to not attract vast amounts of beer pan handlers. Especially when in large crowds of poor college students or moochers. There is no verbal response, the only response is to procure a beer for the requesting individual. this method originated on Long Island Maine as a fix to an all to common problem.

Individual 1: "Hey Val, santa Fe."
Val: (Returns with Beer without attracting unwanted attention)

by Bisquickandturkey101 November 14, 2011