Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

blue spanker

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating

my mom found my spankerchief under my bed

by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011

reverse spank

The riskiest sexual move a man can perform. The man attempts to reach around and spank the woman currently riding his dick like there’s no tomorrow. If done correctly, the woman becomes so aroused that she instantly cums. She then proceeds to beg the man to marry her if he has not already. If done incorrectly, the consequences could be devastating...

Man: I’m waking up, to ash and dust, I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts. FUCK MY NUTS! I ATTEMPTED A REVERSE SPANK ON MY GF AND I SLAPPED MY NUTS

by Thicc Yeet November 12, 2019

spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

spank you very much

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.

Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!

by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017