spank tent

A small area resembling a tent or enclosure, particularly around the edge of the bed, comprised of bed sheets, poncho liners, and or camouflage material where one may "spank" or masturbate in privacy due to cramped living conditions. Popular with armed forces personnel in deployed locations.

Can you make your spank tent smaller? I don't have any room.

by Airman Snuffy August 20, 2009

Spank-it Blanket

A blanket that you bring to a movie theater or sit under while watching television at home under which you masterbate or receive manual stimulation.

I am all ready to go see Fifty Shades Darker, I have a purse full of snacks and my trusty spank-it blanket.

by thatonegirl93 February 13, 2017

spank bank

a place where an attractive person is held in the mind for later masterbation.

the chick is going into my spank bank

by digiala April 25, 2006

Spank-o-Vision

Colloquial for the hotel video-on-demand service, Spectravision, which offers guests a wide variety of adult, and thereby masturbatory, viewing fare.

I can't wait to check into the Marriott Marquis, and unwind with a little honor bar and some Spank-o-Vision.

by Desi Goodness June 18, 2006

spank bank overdraft

When you masterbate so much your spank bank is now into overdraft

Hey dude you making a withdrawal from the spank bank tonight ,bro I tug it so much I'm into spank bank overdraft

by Mattyglide March 15, 2017

Spank the Hamster

A term for masturbation.

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.

by fubsish August 14, 2009

Spank Off

v. To masterbate; wank

i like to vigorously spank off.

by jim jimson November 27, 2002