shallow

lacking depth, judging base on the surface

Person 1: "You are a bad person."

Person 2: "Name an example. Just exactly what did I do wrong?"

Person 1: *silent*

Person 2: "Can't huh!? We don't get along because you seem to already judged me by the number of friends I have on facebook!"

*pause*

Person 2: "You're pretty shallow."

by kanekanekaneX June 9, 2009

Timothy Spall

Brilliant actor as seen in "Vacuuming Completely Nude In Paradise"

Sell, sell, fucking sell!!!

by Adrian Harding September 30, 2004

Shallow

to care more about looks than personality

stop looking at her boobs you are soo shallow

by BlackDragonV1 November 16, 2003

Shallow

A person who cannot access the imaginative, creative, understanding, emotional part of their brain. Shallow people are brainwashed by the media, they can't think for themselves. They tend to like hilary duff, britney spears, and mainstream rap and the little mainstream rock that is played. They serve no purpose to this earth. Their future holds long lines of angry customers that want their hamburger, and the words "we love to see you smile".
see deep depth creativeprepmainstream music

They cannot see the little things, like nature, all they see is what the media tells them to see.

by my name April 6, 2004

gene shallot

NBC's Today Show movie reviewer. Known for his unique movie reviews and unruly mustache. Gene is frequently mentioned and ridiculed on the show "Family guy".

Peter- 'I can't help it, I haven't been this scared since I was mugged by Gene Shallot'
Gene - 'Don't Panic Room, I'm not going to William Hurt you. I only want your Tango & Cash.'

by Kela the Gypsy July 17, 2006

sheep shit in shallow water

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.

"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."

by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010

shallow

A person that feeds off of another persons misery, someone that judges books by their cover, someone that is needy, and spolied
The main cheerleader on the squad that dates the hot quarterback
a GOLDDIGGER

Guy 1: I wish I had like a crap load of money, and then maybe Janie would talk to me?

Guy 2: Why do you like her?, she is shallow, and if you did have all the money, she would spend it and leave you with nothing and move on to the next rich guy.

Guy 1: Nope, she is not that type of girl.

Guy 2: Oh yes she is, and anyway doens't Sally like you?

Guy 1: GROSS, are you serious, she is soo ugly

Guy 2: you know what, I think your right maybe you and Janie belong together, becuase you both are shallow

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005