Southridge Mall

Southridge Mall is located on the South Side of Des Moines Iowa. It is the dirtiest, sketchiest mall in all of Des Moines. When driving up to the mall you will quickly notice that the car to parking lot ratio is about 1/10000. The parking lot is unnecessarily way too big for the whole 6 customers that shop here annually. This is ironic because malls such as Jordan Creek located in West Des Moines never has enough parking spots available. When entering you might get the vibe that you quickly want to leave when glaring down the vacant hallways of this mall. There might be a total of 3 stores open in this mall at any given point in time. Most of the time you will just walk by a place that used to be a store that is blocked off because they had to close down. Stores usually last I'd say about 11 days before they have to close down because they get no business. However if you do continue to walk around this mall you will guaranteed spot the "mullet lady" security guard. I think she lives at this mall. She walks around aimlessly and breaks up groups of Lincoln High School students larger than 3. Also there is a merry go round located by the food court. Groups of Lincoln High School students will ride this thinking they are cool. You may love, hate or be indifferent towards Southridge Mall. Whatever your opinion it is clear that God himself created this wonder mall and sent it from the heavens.

Laquisha: Ayyo Wanna go to Southridge Mall ?
JaTayvon: N*gga you crazy!? Aint no stores there everythang vacant!
Laquisha: You right N*gga! Lets go to Jordan Creek!
JaTayvon: I'm down with the b*tches and the hos.

by DowlingMarons April 4, 2011

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when referring to someone from the Indian Subcontinent, but specifically from the southen portion of the country including those from, but not limited to: Andra Pradesh, Tamil-Nadu, Karnataka, Kerala, etc.

Why do I hang out with those 3 guys that are nothing but a bunch of Dirty Southies?

by NoNads April 28, 2010

Southie

A resident of South Yorkshire, UK

You can tell he a Southie with his accent

by JS46358 October 14, 2017

southsided

Meaning As in crashed or fucked up

Usually refered to as in car

" Some one Southsided Into my car fuck that bitch "

by Ouija September 21, 2005

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Derived from "Southview Apartments, Harrisonburg, VA."

It was complete Southview at the club last night.

by zach October 30, 2003

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A region in the city of Leicester, UK, there is a place called Hamilton. Within Hamilton, there is a road called Celandine Road, and anyone that lives on the south part of Celandine is called a Southsider.

He is a southsider.

Amal is the man that keeps watch on the Southside of Celandine!

by sachen007 July 2, 2009

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let’s go to southsidehomes

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