Shlong-song

Beating your dick to the beat of a song.

Matthew was tried of watching porn. So he decided to shlong-song instead.

by Dorydick July 28, 2016

stunt song

A song on an album made to cover up something, like a relationship. It causes a distraction usually to the general public . Makes people look in another direction so the artist won’t have to name the person or event it’s really about. (not always wanted by the artist, sometimes they have to because of record labels, managers, contracts etc.)

moot: carolina is my favorite stunt song
other moot: nooo cherry is the best>
moot: NOT THE VOICEMAIL

by yourfavcheerleader May 18, 2021

song slut

Someone, not necessarily female, who seemingly can't listen through a whole song (gets bored easily, fickle) on their playlist - be it an iPod, online music player or CD. Generally very annoying.

My brother called me a song slut because I skipped through a whole CD in five minutes.

by Nickie<3 September 26, 2009

squid song

A squid song is a song that sounds better every time you listen to it. The term seems to have originated from the Japanese side of the internet; probably on Nico Nico Douga.

"This is probably one of the best squid songs out there."

"Why do you like this? Is this a squid song or something?"

"I hated it the first time I listened to it, but now I love it. This song is a total squid song."

by local weeb August 02, 2020

Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

by CheeksMagee June 05, 2019

Sleepwalker (song)

The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.

Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?

Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).

Tamara: Okay...

by Loving Adam Lambert December 29, 2009

Song of Scott

Skiidleeedooopow skatadeeedooo aleta scott is here for the day

(Aleta enters) Song of Scott is sung "Skiidleeedooopow skatadeeedooo aleta scott is here for the day"

by EmmettSam October 13, 2022