Sombreros

(n.) Plural - Large nipples, both in total nipple area as well as nipple protrusion.

1. "You see how big Chlesea's tates are?"

"Yeah bro, but she's definitely got some sombreros."

2. "I couldn't believe how big her nipples were. Sombreros city."

by Axilla The Horse January 23, 2013

dusty sombrero

An outdoor maneuver. When a couple is getting it on doggy style the guy blows his load onto her ass (sombrero) and then throws dirt on it.

On our last camping trip the old lady and I were doing it doggy style and I gave her a "dusty sombrero"!

by johdan March 20, 2008

Chocolate Sombrero

When a person shits while riding a chindo, leaving the shit in the shape of a sombrero

After making love for an hour, she handed me the chindo and told me she wanted to give me a chocolate sombrero.

by TIT0 April 18, 2014

Blue Sombrero

An Atlanta based internet registration company that provides youth soccer organizations with registration and website hosting. This company is an expert in providing youth sports with premium grade registration software.They are considerd they best registration provider in the country.

Blue Sombrero also is the parent company of The Administrator, the nations largest online Youth Soccer Administrator newsletter.

"Guess what dude? We are using Blue Sombrero's Platinum Service to register our teams, schedule our tournaments, and collect our club fees".

"Oh sweet man, that beats using paper registration methods anyday".

by Treestand May 13, 2008

Salty Sombrero

the term for when you drink so much tequila you start hearing your walls serenading you with "A thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. In a mariachi fashion, also hanging from this sombrero are rusty fish hooks with raw goat meat the source of this goat meat is unknown. But legend has it the Chupacabra leaves it. Kind of like a really fucked up tooth fairy. Good to note that your name usually ends in -ita, -ito, if you have multiple first names, or your name is consuela.

Bro I got so schwasted last night I think I hit a salty sombrero: and yes I did cry when my walls serenaded me.

by The Branch November 30, 2010

Nasty sombraro

To shit on your partners head in the shape of a sombraro or other mexican things

"I love to eat off my nasty sombraro

by Jordan December 12, 2003

Sombitch

A masculine hoe with a bitchy mama.

Jimmy was on the corner being a sombitch while selling his goods to his bitchy mama.

by RJasulmien November 13, 2011