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Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel October 14, 2008
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Solonoid

You think that this is a chemistry term but you are wrong. A Solonoid is the smaller version of a Solomon. He is black and is from Zimbabwe and most likely is an import. He doesn't know where or who his dad is but he is happy cause he gets $100 in the mail every month. Solonoid can often be found in two lines; the welfare line and the KFC line. He loves his state house which gets turned into a "Chemistry Lab" by his "Uncles". His monkey senses get activated in the bush
Oh Solonoid, Monkeying around as usual! Solonoid, was that you in the KFC line yesterday? Solonoid, did you tip a stripper with food stamps last night?
by Welfare Officer September 24, 2017
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the salmon dance

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.
Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.
by sumwigga October 29, 2007
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salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.
You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.
by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006
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happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.
dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**
by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006
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Salmon handcuffs

The domination of the male by the female in a relationship by use of sexual starvation if her demands are not met
fucking hell shes even dressing him these days. Its sad shes really got the salmon handcuffs on him
by Phil Mcrackin June 11, 2006
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salmon turd

despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning
jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!
by julian keen May 16, 2006
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