Solar Eclipse

A black man with a bleached asshole, pooping

James slid under the cling wrap of his glass bottom boat and opened his eyes, to see what appeared in his mind to be a stunning reenactment of a Solar Eclipse. The silent dark sky, the moon in the centre and the sun's corona glinting down on him.

by Holagoodman March 21, 2015

Solares

A beautiful Hispanic last name, everyone who has it tends to be very attractive it is a very rare name

Wow look at Solares he's a great soccer player

by Solares September 6, 2016

Somari

A man with a larg dick around 12 to 13 inches long he will get the job done he’s wonderful in bed the best you can have

Hey is that somari yeah that him isnt he the quarterback on the team

by Idz23 October 18, 2017

Solar System

The solar system is where other different people come from which are the planets, so basically describing where the retards come from and where the fukbois come from. Then they get deported to earth.

Dude 1: yo which planet did you get deported from in the solar system?
Dude 2: oh I got deported from Neptune

by The autistic person November 7, 2019

solar flares

Pants of the large and bright variety. The pants often are larger at the bottom than the top.

Rachel, in her solar flares and baby tee made quite a scene on her way to the buffet line.

by The Poetess November 2, 2003

Solarflare

a topical cream used on the wordass/word; or asscream.

I used a solarflare to soothe my inflamed rectum.

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Selmari

Selmari is a girl who works at a small personal business. Selmari is good at making coffee and using up internet bandwidth. Selmari's usually come from the Southern regions of towns.

Selmari, why don't you make coffee instead of using up all the bandwidth.

by 1nt3rw3b_n1nja November 29, 2012