Sober tweak

Sober tweak (n): a person who displays the attributes of a crack head but is completely sober.

“Damn bruh Tejas be a sober tweak.”

by Dig Boinker September 9, 2018

Portland sober

To abstain from all drugs with the exception of MUSHROOMS.

Did you hear about Jack? He gave up drinking and went full on Portland Sober!

by Jeepjack April 10, 2022

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

sober chilling

The act of hanging ten with your bros without the influence of something fierce in one person/peoples drank. Originated during the sweet swell of 1970s in California, mostly used by bros alike.

Yo dawg, sober chilling at my place tonight? Yo that sounds bomb yo.

by Alpha Beta Gooso April 27, 2010

Sober Seed

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'

The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'

by Raving Looney December 9, 2008

pt sober

pt sober (ie. phantasy tour sober). the act of being only marginally trashed on one or more substances. also known as a still publicly acceptable, milder version of spun.

e.g: "i was pt sober, i only had four beers"

"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."

by jellyandjammms April 3, 2010

sober as a peach

someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober

Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!

by soberasapeach November 18, 2007