bone smuggler

someone who has sexual intercourse with someone else currently dating a third party.

So if Bridget and Robert are dating and Bridget and Marty are boning, then Marty is the smuggler, Brigdet is the smugglee, and Robert is getting smuggled. Marty is bone smuggler.

by Jon Ringo September 20, 2008

love smuggler

A term, coined by Shakespeare describing a person (usually of male gender)who willingly accepts a gift of love wee (sperm) into their love cave (anus). Upon receival, it is usually stored in the same region as a concealed drug, which often leads to confusion and embarrassment at customs.

Lady Macbeth: Out, damned spot! out, I say! Thou art the spot of a love smuggler!

by Barrington Cockpiss April 26, 2006

ganja-smuggler

slang for someone selling marijuana

That guy sells mad herb, hes a serious ganja smuggler.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

Detroit Smuggler

When someone defecates on you (see: Cleveland Steamer) while driving an American-made car across the border to Canada.

I got stopped at the border attempting a Detroit Smuggler with my life-partner

by D4NGER May 22, 2011

Wok Smuggler

A person with a pot belly, which resembles them smuggling an overturned wok under their t-shirt.

"Has he put on weight or is he just smuggling a Wok under his shirt"
"Oi Wok Smuggler... you need to loose some weight"... "leave my Wok alone!!!"

by Kerbie_2009 February 5, 2009

Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.

Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.

by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008

Butter Smuggler

Someone who is smuggling butter.

My friend smuggled butter into Norway. They had to punch him in the stomach in order to retrieve it. Dumb butter smuggler.

by Murdoik December 25, 2011