Smirf

noun
a person who is beyond stupid and sucks at life.

John: "That dude in math got a F on a open book test."
Kyle: "What a Smirf"

by aemsaxon December 14, 2009

SMIRK

1.) the look seen in the eyes and body language of an extremely attractive brown individual; usually given off in response to something the individual finds sexy.
2.) a sexual response initiating look that can be found on the face of an extremely attractive brown individual, in which usage of the look will result in instant macking.

Woahhh, look at Chris's smirk right now, I just wanna start mackin' him right now...

by sexywhitechicka November 17, 2010

Smirnoff Ice

The ultimate bitch drink.

Jon is such a bitch. Word on the street is that he plays quarters with Smirnoff Ice and bakes cookies for everyone on his floor and does their laundry.

by Nick D October 29, 2003

Smirnoff Smokes

Any flavored cigarettes/cigars, including cloves. In the same way that people who want to get drunk but can't drink real alcohol drink Smirnoff, people who want nicotine but can't handle real cigarettes smoke cloves/flavored cigs.

The courtyard near the art building always smells like Smirnoff smokes.

by Beta l Rho April 18, 2011

Smiraj

Someone who a HUGE pimp daddy sarcasm. They are very scrawny and think they are hot but they not. this person cannot wobble even if their life depended on it. This person likes Ashwining in groups. He can be very sweet at times and makes a WONDERFUL santhosh pandit.

Steve is such a smiraj.

by Pashuu January 4, 2012

smirl

An accident involving bowel movements. sharts

OMG!!! I JUST SMIRLED IN MY PANTS!!

by [SMIRL]Reverend July 23, 2005

Smirking off

To smirk off, or also known as giving someone a "look" of smirkyness. This phrase was invented by a future female chemist.

"did you call me stupid?"
"No, I was saying something else and then i saw u turn so I said your name. why are you calling me stupid?"
"I didn't!"
" I saw you smirking off and so i thought you were calling me stupid"
"hahaha"

by Chemistry smurfer March 8, 2010