smarmy

The way most shrinks act toward their patients.

Dr: Have you always been so confrontational, or has this behavior just started recently?

Me: Have you always been such a smarmy twat bastard? How 'bout I come across your desk and bitch-slap that shit-eating grin clean off your face?

by daDebil August 24, 2008

Sarky

It's basically short for Sarcastic.

Amy: You are soo In love with him

Anna: Now your just being Sarky!

by AnziePansie October 7, 2008

Smarmy

Slimy, creepy, greasy and generally up to no good. A Male who has too much product in his hair, his cologne is way too strong, his clothing style is decade behind and he thinks he is charming.

The taxi driver looked smarmy!

by Breezeebear April 28, 2015

smary

Someone or something that is so wise its frightening. Smart + scary.

The smary developers creating crowdsourcing software are disrupting traditional expectations of people's privacy.

by Onebrilliantword December 15, 2015

tacky smacky

when a male wips out his penis and ejaculates on the females face while she is sleeping and smacks her with his dick.

tom: SURPRISE BITCH. happy birf`day. it`s a tacky smacky
ellen: that was rude!

by Stew23 June 28, 2010

Cleveland Smarty-Pants

When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.

1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.

2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.

by Maaatt123 January 11, 2009

Sharky

playstation god

p1"fuck im dead!"
p2"i told you not to fuck with Sharky"

by KetchupBottle December 31, 2015