whoopsey splunkers

used to describe something absolutely marvellous.

that was so WHOOPSEY SPLUNKERS!

by harrypotterofficial December 6, 2020

Bet Spunker

That indivisible that gets suckered into a cricket bet by two mates who promise him a BANKER bet

Thanks for your banker bet Kev and Levi I put the mortgage on it and it’s yet another bet spunker and Charlea is now crying coz we can’t eat this week

by Mr4691 March 18, 2021

Teagan Slinker

The absolute biggest rat to walk this earth. Stay away from her at ALL costs.

Be aware of the teagan slinker.

by teaganslinkerhater November 24, 2021

Cave Splunker

One who enjoys giving in the sport of anal sex.

Be sure to tie off before you go Cave Splunking with that insignificunt kristy shes been a Cave Splunker for a long time

by Sav-a-hoe January 5, 2023

Jerry spunkerton

When you fuck the pussy while your dog licks it

So you still want to see Jerry spunkerton tonight?

by Jerry spunkerton February 21, 2023

Norwegian Nostril Spunker

When you spunk into someone's nostril/s, causing them to release a snot rocket and spew it all back out.

Frank: gave my a girl a norwegian nostril spunker yesterday it was messy
my girl: true

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026