A girl that you constantly think about and wanna text with when drunk or horny but never actually mean something with. you just let het slumber along.
Lauren is my slumber bitch. i like to call her when i am drunk hoping she once wants to netflix and chill.
by gamingmnd January 3, 2016
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More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.
More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.
You know who I would really like to bang or even just date?
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch
by popplelogic January 10, 2016
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A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016
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It's a sure sign that a girl totally likes and trusts you if she falls asleep in your arms after a few minutes of canoodling, but you know that she's REALLY into you if she actually views a ten-second embrace as a slumber-hug and goes totally limp halfway through it, and so you then have to gently lay her down on a couch or bed and let her "sleep it off" for half an hour!
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To Tristan’s surprise, he woke up from his dream of spicy chicken sandwiches to being slumberjacked by his older sister, Becky!
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Get the slumberschmacked mug.A slumbering man or woman who pleasures themself while in the presence of another slumbering individual. Unkowingly to the slumberbater they may or may not try to interact with said slumbering individual.
I didn’t know you where a full on Slumberbater
Oh I must have been slumberbating again... do you need a mankin.
Oh I must have been slumberbating again... do you need a mankin.
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