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San Clemente Sludge Sled

During anal sex doggie style, when the female begins to crap, or poke a turtle head, the male jams the crap back in with his penis.
"Lisa told me she had to deuce last night before sex. I was so horny I told her to wait. Unfortunately I had to give her the old San Clemente Sludge Sled to keep it in a little longer so I could cum."
by Jimmy Thekcoch January 9, 2012
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Sludge Mafia approved

Only the select few prime rib grade E bottom of the barrel meat get these little titles handed down from the actual mafia cunts. Most are troll like men wearing their little badges proudly.
I stole CrimsonKing02's sludge mafia approval badge lol
by NIC September 25, 2003
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meat sludge luge expert

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!
by Ian Chode November 23, 2003
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sludge guzzling road whore

A "Sludge guzzling road whore" is someone that is as sleazy as they are filthy! Absolutely no morals and will perform sexual acts of any kind with anyone for pennies on the dollar!!
Truck stops are often common places to find SLUDGE GUZZLING ROAD WHORES!
by One Witty chic April 21, 2017
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Sludge

A penis outline in the pants they are wearing. A slug like outline in their bulge region.
Dude fix or cover your sludge!
by AliaBaloney October 16, 2017
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Academic Sludge

1. Unnecessary or useless busy work from university requirements.

2. Work related to something useful but is too high in volume.

3. Useless "academic" or "journalistic" writings, such as:
"What pronouns for Pepper? A Critical Review of Gender/ing in Research" by Katie Seaborn.

"Why climate change is inherently racist" by Jeremy Williams
1. "Why are you in Mongolian throat singing? I thought you were an engineer; isn't that just academic sludge?" "The university requires five art credits to graduate."

2. "Bro, are you done with the homework for Chemistry? The Prof gave us an entire Packet with 50 questions!" "Yes, but at that point, it's just academic sludge."

3. "Did you finish annotating the English excerpt about racist mountain names?" "No, I'm not reading that academic sludge"
by HelldiverDropPod February 16, 2025
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sludge wave

A sludge wave occurs when you cum in a bathtub and junp in, the water that spills over is a sludge wave.
"I like totally sludge waved her last night dude!"
by villevalla March 1, 2017
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