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Skittlepox

A contagious rash similar to chicken pox, but with edible skittles appearing on a person's body. Popularized in a 2013 Skittles commercial.
Baby, I've got something to tell you. I have skittlepox...on my dick.

Is it contagious?

Just keep sucking it, bitch.
by cokemidget December 16, 2013
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Sex Skittles

TO SEE HOW MANY SKITTLES YOU CAN FIT IN ONES ASSHOLE

NO LUBE PERMITTED!
Alex: Hey James how many skittles can you fit in your asshole
James: Dude, my record is 17 how about you?
Alex: I'm to poor to buy skittles so i use malteasters instead so my record is 59 ouch!!
James: HOLY SHIT!!!
Alex yep but i win sex skittles! :D
by Level89Wizard August 11, 2011
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Skittle Jizz

The juice that comes from chewing a mouth full of skittles.
I coughed up a lung because all that Skittle jizz running down my throat.
by Kid_Wicked April 23, 2009
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shittles

Woah, Rich, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, shittles?
by orleansperish November 20, 2007
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Blows dick for skittles

When a situation is so wretched, it would be preferable to suck on a dick, for no compensation greater than children's candy.
Alternatively, when one is literally giving a beejer and chasing it with a bag of Skittles.
"I'm hungover, I'm not having fun, work blows dick for skittles. I want to kill myself." - Oscar Wilde
by captainturkmenistan May 17, 2011
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Skittle Douche

noun- The reference to making one's vagina taste like the rainbow or become brightly colored.

Adj. describing someone who is sweeter than a regular douche bag.
OMG babe your vagina taste like the rainbow did u use a Skittle douche!?

adj. Your my little skittle douche :)
by sadddpanda October 24, 2011
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skittle sweeper

Ahh, the notorious skittle sweeper.

Entire novels have been dedicated to recording the trials and troubles of one of these persons. The following is a short excerpt from one of these such literary works:

"......croc-wearing chaunce that squats when he pees and involves himself in other random acts of doucheyness. Skittle sweepers are active fellows and take on a number of hobbies and extracurricular activities including, but not limited to

1. Drinking franzia out of wine glasses

2. Repping fantasy sports teams in public

3. Talking shit to 9 year old kids playing call of duty on xbox live

4. And of course, watching St. Elmos fire on hulu."
Doug- "that dude with the bow tie must have holes in his pockets because he is dropping multi-colored candies everywhere."

Brad- "Yea, what's up with that? Someone needs to get him a broom so he can sweep that shit up.... BRO, IS HE HE WATCHING ST ELMOS FIRE ON HIS IPHONE?!!

Doug- "No way, a real live skittle sweeper!!! let's get out of here. I think im getting skittelitis just breathing the same air as him...
by gdp247365 January 2, 2012
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