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Shitbagged

Stabbing someone in the bumhole so they need a colostomy bag

Usually reserved for snitches or the worst of the worse. Unless you piss off a level 10 roadman then your getting shitbagged regardless. Step on his shoe. Shitbagged
Stare too long. Shitbagged etc
He snitched so we shitbagged him live o
Now he has to poo poo in a bag
by Smokeypokey404 January 31, 2022
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shitbagel

The act of a sexual partner shitting on a bagel in a circular pattern so as to cover it, you then jizz on said bagel and share the meal with your partner. The ultimate form of romance
John: I just had a shitbagel with Angela yesterday
Smith: tmi
by sea_bird April 29, 2022
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shitbag

That bozo is a real shitbag!!
by anonymous December 28, 2022
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Shitbag

A noun used to describe bullies, assholes, or other rude people
Kaden: Your clothes suck!
Houston: Shut up, shitbag
by 64SilverEyes January 17, 2023
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Shitbag

I should beg if somebody who has no hopes and dreams for the future and is basically degenerate because of this they are often referred to as shit bag for their head being the bag and their brain being the shit
William Sterling you are such a fucking shitbag
by anonymous June 1, 2024
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cumbug slutbag

a "cumbug slutbag" is a slutty nitbag woman with HIV who sleeps with many men and sucks dick as a hobby; resulting in a diverse cummy mattress. cumbug slutbag's often lie about everything and beg it off every boy she comes in contact with. cumbug slutbags have no friends and have huge foreheads.
"Oh look! There's Izzy Brown!"
"Oh yeah, shes such a cumbug slutbag."
"I know, so is that Karen Hay girl, apparently she fucked some fat bloke then saw another boy the same night and he gave her head!"
"Gross! bet she lied about it too!"
"Obviously, shes a cumbug slutbag. No wonder she goes through so many boys."
by Meks is a dead baller. October 12, 2023
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Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.
“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”
by Lil hed February 24, 2025
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