John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

Saddle Gash

a woman who has a huge bucket due to being broken in by the riding of a horse. Bucket Size may be increased by special dildo saddles bought from sex shops

Dude last night i got lost in this girls saddle gash

by Ivan1989 February 5, 2008

Cum Swaddle

When you fuck a pregnant chick and cum on the baby. When the baby gets delivered, it is wrapped in a swaddle of cum.

"Dude, I fucked a pregnant chick and gave her baby a cum swaddle," said Lil' Wayne

by Bobby Harrison December 19, 2010

saddle creek

The greatest label of all time, based on Omaha bands and one from L.A. I love em like... well, like Jenny Lewis and Tim Kasher love each other.maybe.

"...Then We'll go to Omaha to exploit the booming music scene"-Rilo Keily, in refrence to Saddle Creek

by salalee the girl October 19, 2003

saddle frigger

Another way of describing a cowboy that you dont like.

he's such a saddle frigger

by Grant June 25, 2006

Kentucky Saddle

When you poop on someone's chest and the consistency of the poop resembles fried chicken.

"How did your date go last night"
"Pretty good I gave her the old Kentucky Saddle"

by KFC456 May 12, 2019

ride side-saddle

1. To be an effeminate (often homosexual) man; hence, side-saddler.
2 a. To engage in effeminate equitation.
2 b. To engage in effeminate sex.

Jeremy isn't really into girls, women, ladies, whatever; he likes to ride side-saddle, if you know what I mean. Eye-ee, he is a gay.

by Tama Boyle January 20, 2007