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Skeezmuff

Skanky girl that flirts with teachers in her spare time.
Lies about getting fingered

Rapes gals

Smells of trout and parps
Always gets it in the wrong hole
“That gal Holly is an absolute skeezmuff”
by Elizabeth Earle January 28, 2019
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skeeze disease

1. Any ailment, sexually-transmitted or otherwise, that one contracts from hooking up with a skeeze.

2. A general classification for any unknown or unidentifiable STD.
1. Dude, i'm dying. I have no idea what's wrong with me.

Um, you probably got skeeze disease from that chick you were making out with at the bar last night.

2. I've got something weird going on down there. I think I may have caught skeeze disease. I'm headed to the free clinic this afternoon to get it checked out.
by ericarnett February 16, 2009
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Skeezlandia

A location, event, or function that is full of skeezers.
That Halloween party we went to last weekend was definitely skeezlandia.
by XxEVILBEINGxX October 27, 2011
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Skeezet

skanky, skank

A sleazy, easy whore, refering to women.
Damn, that Kelly girl is a skeezet, shes with someone different every night.
by 28Freiji February 4, 2012
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nugatory skeeze

a skeeze who is trifling and dirty
see also: a down ass slut
"i heard your sister let chad give her a hot carl. bitch is a nugatory skeeze."
by maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkus February 24, 2007
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sketchy skeezer

1.)An untrustworthy, shady girl, who constantly goes after other womens men.

2.)A female who constantly over-steps the limits into territory not her own.
1.) "That Jennifer girl is such a sketchy skeezer, you better keep your man aways from her"

2.) "I swear to god if that sketchy skeezer cooks my husband dinner one more time, I'm gonna beat her ass."
by ~*Funky Fresh*~ March 20, 2008
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