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skateboarder 

A person who skateboards (well who'd a thunk it??) There are 2 types of boarders
1) People who can actually do shit, and do it for the sake of skating, for the pure joy. They don't just give up if they injure themselves once.
2) People who only skate cause they think it's cool and actually can't skate but promote themselves as skaters just because they bought a board. Also, the only other skateboarder they know is Tony Hawk. Commonly think that decks are in your backyard, where you put your lawn furniture on.
1) *enter name* is a skate boarder.
2) real: nice deck, dude.
fake: um...thanks? My mom just had it repainted.
real: huh? no...deck...you know...part of your board...you helflip on it and do McTwists...
fake: hey..aren't McTwists some sort food at McDonalds...
real: OK then...*coughcouchsneeze*loser...
skateboarder by Bex December 3, 2003

Zero Skateboards

A brand of skateboard known for graphics with skulls, blood, and 'Zero or Die'.
Most of the skateboarders on this team are known for ollieing large stair sets and grinding long handrails.

Team Includes: Chris Cole, Jamie Thomas, Ryan Smith, Lindsey Robertson, Tommy Sandoval, and many more sick skaters.
Zeros are some of the world's finest boards.

skateboarding 

skateboarding is not an art or an sport it is nothing really there is no definition for skateboarding all skateboarding is a hell of a time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Lets go skateboarding"

"Hell yeah, skateboarding rules!"

Skateboarder 

People who chose rather to go outside and have some honest fun by skateboarding, than to sit inside and try to make fun of someone using a dictionary website. And for reference I am not a poser. I am the whitest kid you'll ever see skating down your street, nor am I a vandal unless you consider breaking a skateboard while doing a trick vandalism. Also my clothes aren't baggy or tight they are normal fitting pants that don't show my "butt-crack" and shirts that don't make me look like I'm wearing bedsheets. And the only reason I have an expensive skateboard is because I worked hard and saved up for it instead of buying designer clothing.
"That skateboarder looks like he just saved 15% on his car insurance by switching to Geico." "He must be smart."
Skateboarder by ZING +1 (Ryan) June 15, 2007

skateboarders 

Okay first of all Its not a plank of wood. It is Maple Wood. Second of all Skaterboarders cant do drugs or they fall
Skateboarders:Hey I just landed an Mctwist
Skater Hater: So its still a plank of wood
Skateboarder: Its Maple wood smart one
skateboarders by Joesnep April 25, 2006

Almost Skateboards 

A skateboarding company featuring:
Ryan Sheckler (The youngest pro)
Daewon Song
Rodney Mullen

and more
Almost is a pretty cool skateboard company.