sit on a spike

It means fuck off or get out of my face

Ms.zivali didnt give me my points so she can go sit on a spike.

by Roks898 May 4, 2018

Sit The Ass

Urban/hip-hop meaning for anal sex. When a sista sits down on the lap of a man so that his penis goes into her booty hole.

Sit The Ass, as in "Let me sit this ass on you"...Beyonce in Rocket

by omjo34 July 8, 2019

Sit on lap day

Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.

"Hey it's sit on lap day"

"Ok go ahead"

by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019

sit on the police lap

To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.

The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.

by Big Daddy Hustler March 21, 2021

Sit on a candle

A common phrase in Nigeria referring to the medieval punishment of stripping someone down naked and making them sit on a chair with a hole in it and putting a candle slowly burning their genitalia

Go sit on a candle

by John markings May 31, 2021

Sit On The Game

To never let go of a game for 1 second and that you're extremely attached to the game and love it so much.

Person 1: Hey man, have you heard that Alex likes to sit On The Game?
Person 2: Is it Fortnite?
Person 3: Fortnite creative mode.

by BigMamaBS June 6, 2022

sit on my lap

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.

1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."

by that kind of dad June 1, 2016