Simon

kind of an asshole. he doesn't speak well and he's weird. he may be homeless. cunt-licker and an asshat. but lesbihonest he has a huge dick.

Simon: We should hang out
any female: fuck you and your lice because your homeless

by krystal11 February 2, 2013

Simon

A sad man who has no life or dick. Cant get any girls, but gets tons of dudes.

omg that dude cant get girls, he's a simon!!

by Killer of your soul November 20, 2016

Simon

A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.

*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.

*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you

Simon: Your welcome

by The MdASluGa January 22, 2019

simon

means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse

"fuck that chicks simon bled all over me!"

by boblee February 7, 2008

Simon

Says he's not gay and nobody believes him even though he's the straightest man alive

Yea he just gets simoned a lot

by Chrissy P man June 3, 2020

Simone

Simone is a very protective girl and is not afraid to throw a punch if she needs to. She is ultra pretty with blue eyes and brown gold hair. She can be shy at first but when you get to know her she is so kind. She is a true friend and the funniest person you'll ever meet. She is also very proud of her culture.

Boy: Some kid just punched the principle
Girl: Ja that's Simone

by Skier276908 November 27, 2019

Simon

A rich, upper class person. With other £1000000.

OMG how did u get that your liked simon

by spinnyharv September 15, 2017