Sigma Chi

The greatest international fraternity. Founded in 1855. These guys have the biggest ragers, have the hottest sweethearts and screw the hottest sorority girls. Brad Pitt, Mike Ditka, Drew Breeze, John Wayne were all Sigs and more. DKE's are scared of Sigma Chi's cause they know sigs are the best on every campus in the nation. These guys are basically god's gift to humanity.

Officer: Hey son, do you know why you're getting pulled over today? You're swerving all over the road and you're clearly intoxicated
Sigma Chi: *stumbling out of car with a bottle of jack daniels in his right hand* I'm a Sigma Chi bro.
Officer: Oh I'm so sorry sir! please carry on.

Sigma Chi: In Hoc!

Jennifer: Did you hear Sigma Chi is throwing a party tonight?
Jean: Yeah the whole Phi Mu, Zeta, and Chi Omega chapters are going!
Jennifer: omg I want those boys so bad!

by IssacJordan May 23, 2016

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alpha sigma tau

Alpha Sigma Tau has the sexiest wildest girls in it. If you are not out with at least 1 of them, you are not having as good of a time as you could. They are down to earth and crazy. There is NEVER a dull moment when you are with these chicks

One time my room got ransacked by 4 hot AST's and the spent 4 hours of a saturday night dancing a screaming in my room. A large blow up blimp I had was been tossed around and ridden. MY bed had multiple beers spilled on it and footprints on it from people jumping on it. I just sat back and watched in pure exstacy laughing! They were so funny!

by Brendan February 24, 2005

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Sigma Grindset

When you finish masturbating while your parents are knocking at your door. When you invest in dogecoin. When you only talk about Elon Musk. When you edge yourself for 6 hours. When you go to bed at 3am and wake up at 3:01 to start your morning edging session followed by a 35 mile run at 4:30 pace. When you cut off all of your family and friends to invest in the rare fish oil market. When you drive your car into your local church because the pastor didn't give you that sunday services offering.

Did you see Johnny killed his family? He's on the sigma grindset!!

by boolax creator May 7, 2022

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Delta Sigma Pi

We work hard and party even harder. We also don't have to bad talk our rival business fraternities to try to make us look better because we are more PROFESSIONAL than that.

Delta Sigma Pi: Business in the front, party in the back"

by Mark1212 May 12, 2007

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Sigma Alpha Iota

A professional women's music fraternity. Formed to "uphold the highest ideals of a music education" and "to further the development of music in America", it continues to provide musical and educational resources to its members and the general public.

Flower: Red Rose
Colors: Crimson and White
Founded: June 12th, 1903 Ann Arbor Michigan. University School of Music.

"Hey, what does her shirt say?"
"It's the greek letters for Sigma Alpha Iota"
"It looks like it says EAT"
"You're an idiot."

by C.Weiss April 17, 2007

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