Doing A Simon

Blowing small issues out of ungodly proportions

We filled his room with plastic bags and then he started Doing A Simon

by iamthesocklord October 18, 2012

Simon

He is a smart, competitive person who is also kind and is respected.

Simon is the best baller.

by Putbackgod200q1 February 28, 2018

Simon

A really special soul.
He makes you want to be involved in every part of his life.
He draws you in and makes you never want to leave.
He makes you hope for a day when you can be his.

Simon, i have completely and irrevocably fallen for you.

by WoodChuck89 September 8, 2016

simon

I love this boy. He is extremely funny and cute. He is one of the most interesting people iv ever met and always looks a million miles away. Constantly thinking of himself as unimportant and not good enough. He attracts people who usually don’t have that much intelligence but he is wicked smart. Even though he is extremely shy he is a quirky little firecracker. Never let him go, he is so special.

Me: Hahaha did you hear simon today, that was hilarious!
Friend: Yeah, hes great!

by Annie4569 December 27, 2012

Simon Pegg

Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.

Simon Pegg rocks, girls say he's like butter

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

Pulling a Simon

a person who makes plans with a person/group but flops last minute. pulls a no-show or changes the plans entirely so that it does not include the person he/she promised to chill with before.

"Yea Nitin said we should go to the mall today but he called just now and said he's hanging out with his college pals. So he is Pulling a Simon today.

by randomchillsquad May 21, 2018

Simon-hot

adj. The absolute hottest a shower's water can get.

Man, my balls were cold so I took a simon-hot shower. Now my pubic hair has been seared off.

by PeeAchEyeEll October 16, 2006