Shortbus

When you want to call some one stupid or retarded

Tyler: blabing on for hours on something that he knows is not real or true
Josh: Shut up shortbus

by TheMoiterer April 29, 2022

Horizontal Shortbus

When both parties are making retarded faces at one another, while simultaneously having sex in the missionary position.

Bae, Horizontal Shortbus and chill?

My boyfriend only ever wants to do the horizontal shortbus with me.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.

"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."

by Uncle Shortbus January 22, 2019

Fuckin the shortbus

This is the outcome of fucking some clinger dinger several times. She starts showing up at your work. She wants to have your baby. She pranks you all night after seeing gals liking your post.

Bro 1-Man you alright? You seem like your ready to detonate?
Bro 2-No I'm not al-fuckin-right! I been droppin loads in that crazy blonde for a week. Now she is on my 24/7. She turns up everywhere I'm at. Guess I be fuckin the shortbus.

by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023

slump buster shot

1/3 rum 151, 1/3 goldschlager, 1/3 pineapple and a splash of grenadine.

A libation to help an individual break the curse of a sexual drought.
Word of caution, this is powerful voodoo shit...

It's been awhile since I've been laid and I can't convince myself to sleep with this grenade. Therefore I will take 2 slump buster shots please...
Now the grenade appears attractive.

by Big MackDick November 7, 2013

Bustin' Shorts

The act of giving someone half of the smoked cigarette. The person usually lights up a cigarette as another ask using the term ‘bust me shorts’ meaning letting them smoke half of still lit cigarette.

Person 1: Man I need to smoke this port.
Person 2: Ey' man bust me shorts on that.
Person 1: Man, I'm always bustin' shorts on you, buy your own pack!

by Newport Boo 813 April 4, 2008

bust a shot

To go sell a drug of some kind.

Go bust a shot now doja!

by top shota November 1, 2007