Shmookied

When one, two or several too many bevvys have slid down your gob to which the tide begins to rise into your membranes.

Dewy: Dude check out Corbinyan, he's phased out of his mind
Johnny: Yeah oath ya dog he's actual shmookied
Dewy: Ha very shmookied

by Terj. February 13, 2019

Doopy Shmoopy

art thou not shmoopy enough, thi, doopy shmoopy.

"you are not very shmoopy today."
"yeah, I know."
"thi doopy shmoopy."

by rogerinarhap June 7, 2019

Micrupple shmoople

What you say when you hit your head on Counter top and a smoothie falls on your head.

Ah micrupple shmoople! That hurt!

by Fishy milo October 4, 2019

shmoobagobgob

To give or take a big sloppy kiss

Sharyn: Dave, give us a shmoobagobgob.
Dave: Okay then!

;P x

by Sharyn Murray May 8, 2008

shmoofiy

a small, loose, crusty pussy

i bet u $5 that she has a shmoofiy

by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011

shmooblydonk

The process and/or art of shmoobing.

Dude, I met a vagina the other night and it totally got Shmooblydonked.

Or--

I drank way too much tonight, I know in the morning I'm gonna have to take a giant shmooblydonk.

by Shmoob-donk August 20, 2011

Shmoofed

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

by Leroylogs July 1, 2016