shean

n. A person who cannot park a car either due to lack of coordination or lack of respect.
v. To cover two parking spots simultaneously.

To avoid getting dents in her car, Katee pulled a shean.

by Oh Yes November 28, 2014

shmang

an undefined amount of grime that appears on clothes, skin etc especially after eating crisps or saucy foods.

Everytime I leave the cinema my hands are always covered in shmang.

by Nick Flanagan January 6, 2008

shmeal

A word that means Stuff.

Linze went to the store and bought some icecream and "shmeal".

by EXILEDGOLEM October 10, 2006

Sheean

The master of all beef

He rules beef

by Beef jr October 8, 2003

Shemanigans

Any act contributing to the misrepresentation of true gender by a transsexual or transvestite for the purpose of attaining sex through trickery.

"With the beer goggles, she looked do-able at the bar, but once we got under those bright streetlights, I could tell by the Adam's apple it was shemanigans."

by B Arrow January 19, 2008

shmeat

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

by doctor-dark May 16, 2014

shmeat loaf

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

by jordads February 22, 2008