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Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
by Robert Robert May 18, 2021
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Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.
“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020
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Shlong pong

Playing ping pong with your penis or erection
Want to play shlong pong or are you pussy?
by Brain dead bean June 25, 2019
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Shlong hopper

A woman who moves from one man to another, having sex with each of them.
Bro, that girl is a real Shlong hopper.
Bro, I know, she can really take a lot of cock up the ass.
by Ser Wat of discord February 4, 2020
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Shlong for brains

Used for somebody that has done something stupid, or as a general mocking insult. From the word shlong
"you shlong for brains!!"

or

"Yo shlong for brains, how art thee?"
by Adam the Flatulent October 26, 2007
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Shlong Smoker

Any male that put another males shlong into his mouth or just a jackass.
SHLONG SMOKER: Hi fellas
FRIEND: ur such a shlong smoker dude
by Stu Brooks December 8, 2004
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Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)
John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"
by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021
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