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the shitter

jon: where did ya go?
jeff: i went to the shitter
Jon: tmi
by mizz kc February 1, 2007
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Suicide Shitter

When a terrorist is about to set off a suicide bomb in the middle of a Middle Eastern market and shits himself before he can set off the bomb. Generally, the poo flies all over the place and ruins all the food in the market.
Akmed: sup Mohammed? Wow, this market is really packed, eh? Check out Abdul with his big, fancy chicken stand over there. Oh, look at me; I'm Abdul and I think I'm so important with my magical chicken stand. I provide protein for people and think I'm the hottest shit in town.

Mohammed: Ha ha. So true, so true. And what's with the ridiculous hat? Like, is the guy too cool to wear a turban? He thinks he's so Western with his flashy ball cap...it says "New York Mets" on it. What the fuck is that?

Akmed: I KNOW! Have you ever seen his wife? She doesn't even wear a Burka - like HELLO? Um...I wonder if she's going to hell.

Mohammed: Maybe she's a New York Met. Maybe that's what the hat means. Like, yeah...I'm Kuljeet and I'm Abdul's wife and I want to be New York Met - I'm so cool. Or maybe it means that she is not a virgin? Who knows. They are freaking weird.

Akmed: oh,oh -watch! He's killing the chicken. JUST DO IT ALREADY! Oh shit, do you think he heard me? Ha ha...duck! Ok, he didn't see us. I hate that about him. He always has to toss the chicken up in the air and then cut it's head off with -

************BOOM************!

Akmed: What happened?

Mohammed: Run! Suicide bomber!!!!!!!!!!!

Akmed: No, wait - what is that all over...?

Mohammed: Sick. Dude. There's shit everywhere. Must've been one of those suicide shitters. That is nasty.

Akmed: Yeah, like seriously. Hold it together for just another second, man. I hate those guys that are all scared and crap there pants right before. So lame.

Mohammed: I know. Ha ha - look! Abdul's stand has shit all over it. YEAH BITCH! Try and sell those chickens now, motherfucker! What a loser.

Akmed: Let's go take a shower.

Mohammed: uh...
by Pollup January 31, 2008
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shitter boat

Similar to the the motor boat, only one motor boats a girls ass then the girl farts in the guys face, hence the shitter boat
I went home with this girl last night and she had the nicestass so I decided to motor boat it, unfortunately she decided toshitter boat my face! Needless to say mouthwash for days!
by mrk3jetta May 11, 2011
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Bin Shitter

Someone who shits in bins in a bin shitter
Bryan: "Mom! I need a shit, am i just a fucking bin shitter?"
Barry: "Go shit in the bin son, you fucking douche-bag"
by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017
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shot the shitter

Literally to shoot a toilet full of shit with a pellet gun and have it spray all over the wall

Figuratively, to fuck up
*Fails Test*

"I really shot the shitter on that one"
by AnyaSpice123456 December 4, 2013
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workplace shift-shifter

An employee who is a master at flexing days and shifts to the point that nobody working with them really knows when the person is going to be at work.
I can’t possibly tell you when that workplace shift-shifter will be back into work!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 23, 2019
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shiterized

1, Gangstar word for shiting yourself

2, To release faecal matter from the anus with force, a necessity at a scat party
The tub girl shiterized herself
by Jon Bon Jovi June 11, 2006
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