shite weather

a.k.a. Aberdonian weather, weather anomaly in Northeast Scotland in which you experience five seasons in a period of twenty four hours or in a matter of seconds. Can have rain, snow, wind 26 mph, blinding sunshine, two rainbows at the same time.

Check outside, the weather is so shite.

Yesterday was a shite weather.

Tom said the weather in Aberdeen is shite.

by ashishi May 27, 2016

Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"

Had an absolute shitemare earlier today

by Heleno April 24, 2017

shite

when you're around little kids or your grandma and start to say shit but you need to stop yourself

*stubs toe* "Oh, shi-...shi...SHITE"

by td14 May 6, 2018

Shite in a poke

Shite in a poke Scottish Slang for fuck off.

"Go shite in a poke bobby"

by Counfsed June 2, 2018

shite tights

when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice

whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know

why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

shitebaggy

A phrase originating from the lower half of Scotland, devised by a comedic genius hailing from the sunny schemes of Ayrshire. Shitebaggy is a phrase used to describe an action or the way a person is acting, it is often used when the person in question is seen to be acting in a low manner or if they are scared of something.

"Sam's just whiteyed all over the gaff" "that's well shitebaggy"

by SchemeBurd659 June 14, 2021

Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia"

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021