Text shepherd

A girl who has to direct a guy (who chronically snapchats instead of texting) back to an actual conversation on iMessage by not opening his snaps.

"Oh my god Gina didn't even reply to me on Snap last night, I actually had to TEXT her. F**cking text shepherd."

by Matthew Scott 1/20 April 3, 2017

shepherds hut

Ineffective concealment of bestial desire

I tried to hide my boner over that saucy ewe but my wife caught my ‘shepherds hut’

by Monsterhally September 3, 2021

Shepherd's Slide

The act of having sex with a very hairy woman.

She hadn't shaved in months, but I went ahead and did the Shepherd's slide.

by Prough91 April 19, 2011

Joenathan Shepherd

He is calm, caring, sensitive person... He loves everyone even his just friend... He is soul gifted by God... If you are in the surrounding of Joenathan Shepherd then don't worry you will be filled with love and care... Don't try to hurt him because he's too sensitive he can't tolerate... Finally Joenathan Shepherd means the total affection of love and care... Never miss him

As Caring as Joenathan Shepherd

by Dare to devil November 25, 2021

Jaxsen Shepherd

The cutest white boy ever
Occasionally is the little spoon
A great lover

You’re being such a Jaxsen Shepherd

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 21, 2022

Page Shepherd

The most used line in Grey’s Anatomy

Anyone: Page Shepherd

by DoggyWoof December 30, 2019

General Shepherd

A character in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that killed two characters, Ghost and Roach, which are their callsigns (I think that's what you call it)

Later in the game, you play as Captain MacTavish, another character, as you're now partnered up with Captain Price.

At the very end of the game, in the mission "Endgame", MacTavish attempts to kill Shepherd but, Shepherd attempted to kill MacTavish and Price, but and the last second, MacTavish throws the knife that almost killed him, to Shepherd's face, killing him.

General Shepherd would've gotten a death sentence for high treason and many more crimes if he was taken to court.

by Communism Is Life May 11, 2025