sementery

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

Semen Saturday

The act of catching your nut and making the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead as if you were a priest on Ash Wednesday

Deborah was very religious, and missed church that week so she told Kyle, “That was some great sex, but did you remember to give me the Semen Saturday?”

by RevoBeast December 4, 2019

semen sleeve

Derogatory term for women. Refers to the supposed usefulness (or lack thereof) of a human female regarding her sexual function or purpose of existence, dependant on the aforementioned situation.

Variants of the terms 'cum sleeve' and 'cum dumpster'.

Started being used on various internet message boards in early internet era, circa late 1990's.

"It was not nice of Jim to call my sister a semen sleeve."

by Rosebeer September 25, 2020

semen dreamin

Waking up from a wet dream and noticing your pants are wet.

I walked out to get a drink of water and my dad asked if I pissed the bed. I said, "No man, the girl in my dream was riding me, I must have been semen dreamin!"

by Garfunkel99 April 4, 2021

quanzi scheme

(n) A fiscal scheme of a central government where the lack of fiscal responsibility leads to massive deficits funded by debt that can not be repaid with revenues collected. As the scheme becomes riskier to creditors, they demand higher interest rates on incremental debt. This forces the central government to avoid issuing more debt in favor of simply printing its own currency (i.e., quantitative easing) to continue its endless, irresponsible borrow-and-spend policy. Ultimately, the reckless spending policy and printing of currency leads to crippling inflation and insurmountable debt being passed on to future generations in an immoral 'we enjoy now, you pay later' massive heist.

The US government (specifically Congress) in coordination with the Federal Reserve have been running a quanzi scheme since the Federal Reserve's inception amassing to-date $15.4 trillion in national debt and $117.8 trillion in unfunded liabilities.

by CO_Soothsayer June 1, 2012

Satans Semen

(noun)
What Nepalese girls eat for dinner - nearly always made by her mum.

Generally known for its extreme spiciness and heat.

Has been known to cause implosions of the female anatomy and wild swearing.

Priya: "MY MUM JUST MADE SATANS SEMEN FOR DINNER ITS SPICY AS FUCK IM IMPLODING"

by HelpIDKWhoIAm May 28, 2015

crusty semen

When you nut all over yourself and you let it dry there. After a while it becomes crusty.

I nutted on my hand before and let it dry for a hour or two, it turned into crusty semen.

by The Black Plague October 26, 2017