Sheffing

When you can not read or spell.

Damn not again, Eyon is sheffing again

by Batmanry June 7, 2019

Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer

Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.

by MBenji February 8, 2010

university of sheffield

Where all the ‘educated’ people go, they look down on everyone and anyone. Bad at sports.
Everyone who goes here is dead inside. Their family hates them.

I asked them what they were studying, they rolled their eyes and said, “fine art, obviously.
And that’s when I knew, they studied at the university of Sheffield.

by Wig?wig. March 25, 2018

Sheffield

A shitty little place Outside Rotherham,
can`t be missed because of the smell of pigshit and curry, if you stop at traffic lights you get your wheels nicked, if you ride a bike and signal to turn you get you watch nicked, if its night the only way to see people if they smile, and if god was born here....well musta dropped down the shitter

the best thing about sheffield is the road out, dunt go there ya will regret every second

by Arcangel-mike August 22, 2008

Sheffield

An out of work prostitute, usually seen hanging around theme bars looking for desperate punters.

"That sheffield was so desperate for some action that she even went for old man Keenan dressed in a hula skirt."

by Walkabout101 November 2, 2006

sheaffer

to have your butthole sucked/eatin.
A lush.

I got sheafferd last night. I was a total sheaffer.

by sheafferman December 31, 2007

shaffi

a budgie killer or a bokat

shaffi is killing adit or im a shaffi

by joe October 20, 2008