Shumping

To jump while excreting feces from your anus.

I was outside yesterday Shumping all around

by Golden.Dog.Ass August 30, 2006

shlumpy

A shlumpy PL. Shlumperts are very cool but have plump cheeks.

The shlumperts were walking down the street popping HUGE boners.

by Andrew February 20, 2005

shump

to dump the cum from your ass (see shum) after anal sex.

"shortly after hot anal sex with Brad, Hilary found it necessary to take a shump"

by Damalyssien January 11, 2008

shump

Taking a dump and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom. This is for maximum efficiency and cleanliness, as one leaves the bathroom with a clean ass and maintains that cleanliness until tommorrow's shump.

I felt refreshed and ready to face my day after my morning shump.

by Tommy Rylander November 3, 2003

shlumped

To get really wasted off alcohol

Nah i got shlumped yesterday

by Likestogetcrunk June 3, 2011

shlump

To listen to music hella loud!

I shlumped at the car stereo competion.

by livin' for the base December 17, 2006

shump

shit plus a dump

"I just took a huge shump in your toilet."

by BlackFalcon448 December 1, 2011