Montgomery Shakedown

Hanging someone upside down and spitting into their anus.

Johnny snatched my girl so I gifted him a Montgomery Shakedown, courtesy of the chef.

by MisterPerson April 14, 2015

Mommy, I'm scared

Something you say when something really unusual happens.
(It is not necessary for your mother to actually be present.)

"Hey, my insurance company actually lowered my premiums this year."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"I got in and out of DMV in 5 minutes."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

"Hey, this urban dictionary definition actually fits."
"Mommy, I'm scared."

by eloiserat February 28, 2010

shaned

The act of (knowingly or unknowingly) screwing someone over.

Tim: I wanted a good house but I got shaned and got a crappy one.
Bob: Word

by Snoop Da Loop January 16, 2009

scared turtle

When you really need to poop but your turd pulls a scared turtle and barely pokes out.

man I wish I didn't have a scared turtle right now

by anonymous551 May 18, 2015

Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine

Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor

by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018

pear-shaped

sadly wrong, awry (usually in past tense)

Everything was going well until the afternoon, then it all went pear-shaped.

by Alcyon April 26, 2005

scared

The feeling men get when they like their girlfriend too much.

Julie: Duane, I like you.

Duane: Julie I think you should date the wine guy because I'm scared of getting hurt.

by Dreaminthemirror March 7, 2007