aqua shard

Accidentally or intentionally shitting yourself just a little bit during water based activities.

I was paddling out for a gnarly set and I aqua sharded myself

by SoCalbro January 13, 2024

Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 05, 2010

shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.

I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.

by Smokedopeeveryday September 01, 2020

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids June 01, 2011

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Sharding

Is a technique to distribute large amounts of identically structured data across a number of independent databases....
docs.microsoft.com/en-us/azure-sql/database/elastic-scale-introduction

The DBA that named this data distribution technique, sharding must have had either stomach issues or a drug problem!

by Cherryflavoredwakeup23 June 10, 2020

Sharding

The act of dropping shards of dope on accident

Quit sharding all over my couch I don’t want my dog to lick it up and get high

by Hazmatt10to2 December 01, 2020